10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because He knew men would never ask directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don�t want to see what�s on television�.they want to see WHAT ELSE is on television.
8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor�s appointment for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.
5. God knew that if the world were to be populated, there would have to be someone to bear children, because men would never be able to handle it.
4. As �Keeper of the Garden�, Adam would never remember where he put his tools.
3. The scriptural account of Creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, �It is not good for man to be alone�. He only ends up getting himself in trouble.
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, he stepped back, scratched his head and said, �I can do better than that�.
I just had to write and tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday I saw you walking and with your friends. I hoped that soon you'd want Me to walk along with you too; so I painted a sunset to close your day and whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited, you never called. I just kept on loving you.
As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled moonlight onto your face trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have. You didn't even notice. My sky became cloudy and My tears were the rain.
I love you, oh, if you would only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of the green meadows and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout the treetops and spills it into the vibrant colors of all the love songs for birds to sing to you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshine and perfume the air with nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than any ocean and greater than any need in your heart. If you'd only realize how I care.
My Father sends His Love. I want you to meet and know Him too. He cares. Fathers are just that way. So please call on Me soon. No matter how long it takes, I will wait. Because I Love You.
My master has called me from the abundance of darkened shadows,
that lye only in the blanket of death. A road of turmoil has uprooted me and choked me out by the mast hand of its crippling vine and piercing thorn. Though I lay here, a corpse decayed to dust. My LORD has cried all the while into the echoing chambers of my heart. Awakened from my slumbering hollow I run with an anxious heart. Now filled to the brim and overflowing my cup. With an everlasting hope, joy, and peace above all that none can follow. And thus He hath said, "I am the Breadth of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger and he that believeth on me shall never thirst." John 6:35
with your friends. I hoped that soon you'd want Me to walk along with you too; so I painted a sunset to close your day and whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited, you never called. I just kept on loving you.