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ayngrady View Profile	add your stupid punn Posted : 16 Jan, 2010 09:58 PM you guys crack me up!
ayngrady View Profile	here's a joke you all would appreciate Posted : 16 Jan, 2010 10:29 AM Last term I studied Evolution intesively. It drove me razy( noticed how that word droppoed the C allele) ! I was going home angry and grumpy so i ( the recessive I gene) had to find an outllet ( Oh no it mutated!). i shared this with other groups, i hope you appreciate it! ok so noah was loading the animals into the ark. There were the lions (roar!), the monkeys ( whoo hee hee ha ha!), and then two dinasaurs came ( whoasnork!( it was one of those that was evolving from a whale to a pig)). " Oh No said Noah! you're too big! besides God is destroying things on land so go turn back into a whale." The dinasaurs walked away sad because they had never recieved swimming lessons when thwy( another mutation) were little because their parents thought that doing so would be an archaeic idea. Then suddenly ( da da da dah!) one of them got an idea( PING!)! He shuffle waddled back to Noah and said, " Come on Noah, I Love you, You love me!"
ayngrady View Profile	I posted it with the guys, now tellin my girls Posted : 16 Jan, 2010 10:22 AM ok so noah was loading the animals into the ark. There were the lions (roar), the monkeys ( whoo hee ha ha!), and then two dinasaurs came ( whoasnork!( it was one of those that was evolving from a whale to a pig)). " Oh No said Noah! you're too big! besides God is destroying things on land so go turn back into a whale." The dinasaurs walked away sad because they had never recieved swimming lessons when thwy were little because their parents thought that doing so would be an archaeic idea. Then suddenly ( da da da dah!) one of them got an idea( PING!)! He shuffle waddled back to Noah and said, " Come on Noah, I Love you, You love me!"
ayngrady View Profile	here's one you all will get Posted : 16 Jan, 2010 10:20 AM ok so noah was loading the animals into the ark. There were the lions (roar), the monkeys ( whoo hee ha ha!), and then two dinasaurs came ( whoasnork!( it was one of those that was evolving from a whale to a pig)). " Oh No said Noah! you're too big! besides God is destroying things on land so go turn back into a whale." The dinasaurs walked away sad because they had never recieved swimming lessons when thwy were little because their parents thought that doing so would be an archaeic idea. Then suddenly ( da da da dah!) one of them got an idea( PING!)! He shuffle waddled back to Noah and said, " Come on Noah, I Love you, You love me!"
ayngrady View Profile	It's your turn! Posted : 16 Jan, 2010 10:19 AM ok so noah was loading the animals into the ark. There were the lions (roar), the monkeys ( whoo hee ha ha!), and then two dinasaurs came ( whoasnork!( it was one of those that was evolving from a whale to a pig)). " Oh No said Noah! you're too big! besides God is destroying things on land so go turn back into a whale." The dinasaurs walked away sad because they had never recieved swimming lessons when thwy were little because their parents thought that doing so would be an archaeic idea. Then suddenly ( da da da dah!) one of them got an idea( PING!)! He shuffle waddled back to Noah and said, " Come on Noah, I Love you, You love me!" :excited::ROFL: your turn

ayngrady View Profile	add your stupid punn Posted : 16 Jan, 2010 10:15 AM HA HA HA! tHAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!! THANKS FOR PLAYING!
ayngrady View Profile	add your stupid punn Posted : 15 Jan, 2010 08:56 PM Ok ok so a guy broke the tip off of my pencil...There is no point. Why do people keep calling me "the seaward"? I'm nowhere near the ocean Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any :ROFL::excited::laugh::dancingp::waving:
ayngrady View Profile	My motto of the day , not a question Posted : 15 Jan, 2010 08:44 PM there ya go
ayngrady View Profile	cheer up! Posted : 14 Jan, 2010 08:59 PM Just because you lose doesn't mean that you are bad, it simply means that someone else is better. besides, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you played the game.
ayngrady View Profile	Think about it- my daily motto Posted : 14 Jan, 2010 08:57 PM Just because you lose doesn't mean that you are bad, it simply means that someone else is better. besides, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you played the game.

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