jojouk2
Hi, I'm over here! Yes, it's me - the long sharp thing here in this haystack :-)
- Gender
- Male | 56
- Country
- United Kingdom
- City
- France, East of Paris (temporary arrangement)
- State
- England
- Height
- 5'7"
- Last Login Date
- Click here to learn more
- Age
- 56
- Eye Color
- Blue
- Body Type
- Average
- Hair Color
- Brown
- Ethnicity
- Caucasian
- Denomination
- Anglican
- Looking For
- Anything
- Church Name
- Various
- Church Attendance
- Every week
- Church Raised In
- Other
- Do you drink?
- No
- Smoker
- No
- Willing to relocate?
- Possibly, who knows
- Marital Status
- Separated
- Do you have children?
- No
- Do you want children?
- Undecided/Open
- Education Level
- 4 Yr College Degree
- My Profession
- Semi-retired, but I am an aspiring writer with a strong interest in counselling and various therapies, including animal assisted therapy using cats, of which I have a number of beautiful specimens!
- Interests
- Music (eclectic), Singing (folk & gospel), Playing guitar (ditto), Motorbike riding (vroom vroom), Photography (smile!), Massage (ummm!), Studying (stuff), Theatre going (drama, dance, musicals), Watching TV (documentaries, movies etc.)
- About Me
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And About You Too!
HEY GOOD LOOKIN'!
(P.S. You might want to zoom into this page several times in order to see the wee images more clearly.)
Apologies for this looooong and slightly ๐ crazy ๐ profile! I hope it gives you a wee chuckle or 2๏ธโฃ
Here's a little challenge for you. As this 'language test' progresses (lol) more and more words are replaced by ๐ผ . . . See if you can work out what I'm ๐ข . . . (The section headings are from another dating website.)
Oh, and by the way, this site thinks I'm 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ years younger than I really am, but it won't let me change the age setting. Technology eh! Created by monkeys ๐ for monkeys ๐ I should know ~ I used to work in computers! ๐ฅ Anyone fancy a ๐? ๐ฆ
WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET?
I'd like to meet the kind of person who still has a pulse, and who can go out in public without a paper bag over their head ๐ ๐คฃ After all, two people wearing paper bags is ridiculous! ๐คฃ Oh, and ideally you'll speak reasonably good ๐ฌ๐ง English ๐ฌ๐ง "God save the king!" . . . As for me, I'm fluent in ๐ Mumbo ๐ Jumbo ๐ How about you? ๐คช
I'd like to meet someone who loves ๐ฆ animals ๐ ... though perhaps not dinosaurs and crocodiles! ๐
I don't want to shock you ๐ but . . . wait for it . . . I have 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ teenage cats ๐น๐น๐นthat's to say, they're all less than 2๏ธโฃ years old. When the latest 5๏ธโฃ were born on March 17 (2022) ... mew ๐ธ mew ๐ธ mew ... I was the 'midhusband' and I'm very proud of the fact that I was able to cut some of their umbilical cords, and clean them with tissues, and change the blood covered sanitary pads that the๐ธqueen ๐ธ๐ฝ was lying on. I hope the thought of all that doesn't give you the collywobbles! โ๏ธ
Apologies for my slightly cracked sense of humour ๐คช but I think it's best if you get vaccinated against it now rather than become exposed to it later and get rushed into ICU ~ Intensive Cackling Unit ๐คญ ๐
I'm hoping to meet someone who enjoys both the outdoors ๐ณ (huff puff) ๐ฒ and the indoors ๐ก (ahhh snooore) ๐ and the updoors โฌ๏ธ (ooo la la!) โฌ๏ธ and the downdoors โฌ๏ธ (we dig dig dig) โฌ๏ธ. I enjoy all kinds of comedy ๐ญ especially ๐ Pythonesque ๐ humour and stuff like the Marx Brothers, Goodies, Mr Bean, Third Rock from the Sun ๐ Cheers, MASH, QI, and ... well, I guess you had to be there! ๐ฒ
In real life I'm quite normal... ๐ honest! ๐
Also, for any gold diggers out there, I don't own a yacht ๐ข apart from the one I sail โต๏ธ in my bath ๐ ๐
DESCRIBE THE PERFECT SETTING FOR A FIRST MEETING
Anywhere on planet ๐ please . . . The ๐ would be fun, but they say it lacks atmosphere ๐Hehe! Did you get the joke? boom boom!๐ Oh, and did you know, ๐ซ Mars bars ๐ซ all kinds of innocent activities! (Yea, that was terrible joke I know!) Anyway, Mars is a little unrealistic โ๏ธ unless Elon Musk gets a shuffle on! ๐๐๐
I do like a place with atmosphere ๐ฆ so a nice ๐ฝ in a quiet country ๐ป๐น is my idea of a great setting for a first date, especially if they serve a large pint of scrumpy! ๐บ Yes, I'm from the West Country โฌ ๏ธ originally (Ooo argh!). But a nice real ale, or a ๐ป Guinness-n-Black ๐ป will do very well thank you!
P.S. I'm not a great drinker ๐ธ . . . I fall ๐ด after 2๏ธโฃ pints . . . but I do enjoy it when socialising ๐
WHERE WERE YOU BORN, AND WHERE DO YOU LIVE NOW?
Born in Bath ๐ . . . no, not A bath! ๐ณ . . . and lived in ๐ฎ๐ณ India ๐ฎ๐ณ (very best quality) for most of the my first 8๏ธโฃ years because my parents were running a mission ๐ฅ hospital there. I've spent most of life in ๐ฌ๐ง but travelled a lot โ๏ธ and more recently I've been dividing my time between Yorkshire and France ๐ซ๐ท
I'm in the Champagne ๐ท region right now. I didn't intend to stay here as long as I have, but Mr Covid ๐ท has made many people change their plans! I don't intend to emigrate here permanently though. Mais oui? ๐๐ผ Main non! ๐๐ผ
DESCRIBE YOUR CHRISTIAN FAITH AND ANY FAVOURITE BIBLE VERSES
I've been a ๐ charismatic ๐ Christian โ๏ธ since my early teens 1๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃ so that's more than 5๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ years on the job. I used to have several ๐ sermons ๐ worth of text on here, but I didn't want to send you to ๐ค ๐ so I spared you that. Someone once suggested I should become a vicar ๐ or a chaplain โช๏ธ or some other kind of clergyman โฆ๏ธ and funnily enough I have considered doing that ๐คทโโ๏ธ But without a good ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ woman ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ at my side I think the job would drive me bananas! ๐๐๐
Some ๐ scriptures ๐ I love are: Psalms 22, 23, 91, 139; Isaiah 40, 43, 53-55; Romans 8; 1 Corinthians 13; 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18 etc. etc. etc.
WHAT'S YOUR OCCUPATION AND DO YOU HAVE ANY GOALS?
I have several ๐๐๐ inside me waiting to โ๐ผ Currently I'm living in France and teaching ๐ฌ๐ง English ๐ฌ๐ง and doing online counselling, and other interesting things ๐ฅ One of my reasons for keeping so many ๐ป puddy tats ๐น is because I'd like to try my hand at offering animal therapy ๐ฆ (roar!!!) ๐ฆ which is a big thing in the USA ๐บ๐ธand growing on this side of the ๐ pond ๐ณ. I'm semi-retired so my goal is to keep body and soul together ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ long enough to out live the pandemic โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ and then .... who knows? โ๏ธ
HAVE YOU EVER TRAVELLED, AND WHAT'S YOUR IDEA OF A GREAT ADVENTURE?
Now you're asking! Over the years I've travelled in more than 3๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ countries on 5๏ธโฃ continents. I really do need to โ๐ผ a ๐ about it all. My idea of a great adventure is to stay at home and โ๐ผ those ๐ ๐ค ๐ โ๏ธ. . . but I also want to visit Israel ๐ฎ๐ฑ and would like to spend a significant amount of time โณ there ๐ซ๐ช
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