jojouk2

Hi, I'm over here! Yes, it's me - the long sharp thing here in this haystack :-)

Gender
Male | 56
Country
United Kingdom
City
France, East of Paris (temporary arrangement)
State
England
Height
5'7"
Last Login Date
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Age
56
Eye Color
Blue
Body Type
Average
Hair Color
Brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Denomination
Anglican
Looking For
Anything
Church Name
Various
Church Attendance
Every week
Church Raised In
Other
Do you drink?
No
Smoker
No
Willing to relocate?
Possibly, who knows
Marital Status
Separated
Do you have children?
No
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Education Level
4 Yr College Degree
My Profession
Semi-retired, but I am an aspiring writer with a strong interest in counselling and various therapies, including animal assisted therapy using cats, of which I have a number of beautiful specimens!
Interests
Music (eclectic), Singing (folk & gospel), Playing guitar (ditto), Motorbike riding (vroom vroom), Photography (smile!), Massage (ummm!), Studying (stuff), Theatre going (drama, dance, musicals), Watching TV (documentaries, movies etc.)
About Me
And About You Too!

HEY GOOD LOOKIN'!

(P.S. You might want to zoom into this page several times in order to see the wee images more clearly.)

Apologies for this looooong and slightly ๐Ÿ˜ crazy ๐Ÿ˜œ profile! I hope it gives you a wee chuckle or 2๏ธโƒฃ

Here's a little challenge for you. As this 'language test' progresses (lol) more and more words are replaced by ๐Ÿ–ผ . . . See if you can work out what I'm ๐Ÿ“ข . . . (The section headings are from another dating website.)

Oh, and by the way, this site thinks I'm 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ years younger than I really am, but it won't let me change the age setting. Technology eh! Created by monkeys ๐Ÿ’ for monkeys ๐Ÿ’ I should know ~ I used to work in computers! ๐Ÿ–ฅ Anyone fancy a ๐ŸŒ? ๐Ÿฆ


WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET?

I'd like to meet the kind of person who still has a pulse, and who can go out in public without a paper bag over their head ๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿคฃ After all, two people wearing paper bags is ridiculous! ๐Ÿคฃ Oh, and ideally you'll speak reasonably good ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง English ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง "God save the king!" . . . As for me, I'm fluent in ๐Ÿ˜ Mumbo ๐Ÿ˜ Jumbo ๐Ÿ˜ How about you? ๐Ÿคช

I'd like to meet someone who loves ๐Ÿฆ– animals ๐ŸŠ ... though perhaps not dinosaurs and crocodiles! ๐Ÿ™€

I don't want to shock you ๐Ÿ™€ but . . . wait for it . . . I have 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ teenage cats ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜นthat's to say, they're all less than 2๏ธโƒฃ years old. When the latest 5๏ธโƒฃ were born on March 17 (2022) ... mew ๐Ÿ˜ธ mew ๐Ÿ˜ธ mew ... I was the 'midhusband' and I'm very proud of the fact that I was able to cut some of their umbilical cords, and clean them with tissues, and change the blood covered sanitary pads that the๐Ÿ‘ธqueen ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฝ was lying on. I hope the thought of all that doesn't give you the collywobbles! โ›”๏ธ

Apologies for my slightly cracked sense of humour ๐Ÿคช but I think it's best if you get vaccinated against it now rather than become exposed to it later and get rushed into ICU ~ Intensive Cackling Unit ๐Ÿคญ ๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm hoping to meet someone who enjoys both the outdoors ๐ŸŒณ (huff puff) ๐ŸŒฒ and the indoors ๐Ÿก (ahhh snooore) ๐Ÿ  and the updoors โฌ†๏ธ (ooo la la!) โฌ†๏ธ and the downdoors โฌ‡๏ธ (we dig dig dig) โฌ‡๏ธ. I enjoy all kinds of comedy ๐ŸŽญ especially ๐Ÿ Pythonesque ๐Ÿ humour and stuff like the Marx Brothers, Goodies, Mr Bean, Third Rock from the Sun ๐ŸŒŽ Cheers, MASH, QI, and ... well, I guess you had to be there! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

In real life I'm quite normal... ๐Ÿ™ƒ honest! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Also, for any gold diggers out there, I don't own a yacht ๐Ÿšข apart from the one I sail โ›ต๏ธ in my bath ๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿ˜‚


DESCRIBE THE PERFECT SETTING FOR A FIRST MEETING

Anywhere on planet ๐ŸŒ please . . . The ๐ŸŒ™ would be fun, but they say it lacks atmosphere ๐ŸŒœHehe! Did you get the joke? boom boom!๐ŸŒ› Oh, and did you know, ๐Ÿซ Mars bars ๐Ÿซ all kinds of innocent activities! (Yea, that was terrible joke I know!) Anyway, Mars is a little unrealistic โ›”๏ธ unless Elon Musk gets a shuffle on! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

I do like a place with atmosphere ๐Ÿฆ‹ so a nice ๐Ÿฝ in a quiet country ๐Ÿป๐Ÿน is my idea of a great setting for a first date, especially if they serve a large pint of scrumpy! ๐Ÿบ Yes, I'm from the West Country โฌ…๏ธ originally (Ooo argh!). But a nice real ale, or a ๐Ÿป Guinness-n-Black ๐Ÿป will do very well thank you!

P.S. I'm not a great drinker ๐Ÿธ . . . I fall ๐Ÿ˜ด after 2๏ธโƒฃ pints . . . but I do enjoy it when socialising ๐ŸŽ‰


WHERE WERE YOU BORN, AND WHERE DO YOU LIVE NOW?

Born in Bath ๐Ÿ›€ . . . no, not A bath! ๐Ÿ˜ณ . . . and lived in ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ India ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ (very best quality) for most of the my first 8๏ธโƒฃ years because my parents were running a mission ๐Ÿฅ hospital there. I've spent most of life in ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง but travelled a lot โœˆ๏ธ and more recently I've been dividing my time between Yorkshire and France ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

I'm in the Champagne ๐Ÿท region right now. I didn't intend to stay here as long as I have, but Mr Covid ๐Ÿ˜ท has made many people change their plans! I don't intend to emigrate here permanently though. Mais oui? ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ Main non! ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ


DESCRIBE YOUR CHRISTIAN FAITH AND ANY FAVOURITE BIBLE VERSES

I've been a ๐Ÿ•Š charismatic ๐Ÿ•Š Christian โœ๏ธ since my early teens 1๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃ so that's more than 5๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ years on the job. I used to have several ๐Ÿ“• sermons ๐Ÿ“’ worth of text on here, but I didn't want to send you to ๐Ÿ’ค ๐Ÿ›Œ so I spared you that. Someone once suggested I should become a vicar ๐Ÿ’’ or a chaplain โ›ช๏ธ or some other kind of clergyman โ˜ฆ๏ธ and funnily enough I have considered doing that ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ But without a good ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ woman ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ at my side I think the job would drive me bananas! ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ

Some ๐Ÿ“– scriptures ๐Ÿ“– I love are: Psalms 22, 23, 91, 139; Isaiah 40, 43, 53-55; Romans 8; 1 Corinthians 13; 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18 etc. etc. etc.


WHAT'S YOUR OCCUPATION AND DO YOU HAVE ANY GOALS?

I have several ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“– inside me waiting to โœ๐Ÿผ Currently I'm living in France and teaching ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง English ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง and doing online counselling, and other interesting things ๐Ÿ–ฅ One of my reasons for keeping so many ๐Ÿ˜ป puddy tats ๐Ÿ˜น is because I'd like to try my hand at offering animal therapy ๐Ÿฆ (roar!!!) ๐Ÿฆ which is a big thing in the USA ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธand growing on this side of the ๐Ÿ  pond ๐Ÿ›ณ. I'm semi-retired so my goal is to keep body and soul together ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ long enough to out live the pandemic โ›”๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โ›”๏ธ and then .... who knows? โœˆ๏ธ


HAVE YOU EVER TRAVELLED, AND WHAT'S YOUR IDEA OF A GREAT ADVENTURE?

Now you're asking! Over the years I've travelled in more than 3๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ countries on 5๏ธโƒฃ continents. I really do need to โœ๐Ÿผ a ๐Ÿ“– about it all. My idea of a great adventure is to stay at home and โœ๐Ÿผ those ๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ“– โ—๏ธ. . . but I also want to visit Israel ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ and would like to spend a significant amount of time โณ there ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿช
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First Date
Any quiet and relaxed location ๐Ÿ›€ . . . perhaps a quiet bar or a country pub ๐Ÿ˜Š
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