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A Few Extra Pounds
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Every week
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Do you drink?
Willing to relocate?
Possibly, who knows
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Want Children
Education Level
2 Yr College Degree
My Profession
Web Design / IT (Business Owner)
Archery, Diving, TV/Movies, Laughing at Politics, Trying to lose the weight I put on while married (half way there!), the 5min after finishing gym when endorphins make you think it was worth the effort, the drink you pour when your weight stayed the same.
About Me
Did the headline work? If you're reading this, I'll assume it did. Woohoo! Step one complete.

Step two, the rest of the bio! :-D

Not gonna sugar coat it - 2020 has been tough. But.. I've lived, loved, lost, learned, grown from it, and am a better person for it.

I'm probably too honest, loyal to a fault, and Lord knows I don't know when to keep my mouth shut - and I haven't the foggiest what a brain/mouth filter is. Fortunately, I'm good conversation, and almost as funny as I think I am (which is still pretty darn hilarious, if I do say so myself).

I'm smart enough to get myself into trouble but not quite smart enough to get myself out of it... Oh, and I love ellipsis...

If you're thinking to yourself "what my life really needs is more bad puns and dad-jokes", then you're in luck! Send me a message or assuming coffee shops survive the pandemic, we can grab a chai latte on almond milk.

Because, yeah... I'm also *that* guy, the one with the complicated five-word drinks. I'm also mostly vegetarian* too. I know, right? :-P

Look, I saw a video of a cow playing fetch with an inflatable ball... What was I supposed to do? Food doesn't play fetch. Pets play fetch. My dog plays.. No. Actually.. My dog is an idiot.. But other dogs play fetch.

So... Yeah. Vegetarian. Sigh.

Where was I? Oh, right. Messages. Open with a joke... The more cringe worthy, the better ;-)

*until I see a kebab shop when I'm really hungry, then I kinda forget In vegetarian for like 15min while I devoui a snack box, hehe. #WeDontTalkAboutThat
First Date
Fine dining, Covid style. We order in from your favourite restaurant, I setup candle light dining my table, while a fireplace plays on the TV, and soft instrumental music plays on the sound system. We plan for a movie after dinner, but it doesn't happen because we get lost in conversation for hours.
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