- Eye Color
- Body Type
- A Few Extra Pounds
- Hair Color
- Looking For
- A Long Term Relationship
- Church Name
- Church Attendance
- Several times a year
- Church Raised In
- No answer
- Do you drink?
- Willing to relocate?
- No way
- Marital Status
- Do you have children?
- Yes but they're grown
- Do you want children?
- Does Not Want Children
- Education Level
- Specialty/Trade School
- My Profession
- nurse retired
- Being a dad, encouraging people, herbalism, tai chi, faith and spiritual growth, conservatism..
- About Me
ANOTHER New intro
First, the TRUTH
Please read first paragraph :
**I am an American, Staying in America AND ONLY interested in Women living in the U.S.A..**
** we each have our own money and possessions**
** I live quietly, and simply**
** I love big dogs but NOT CATS**
** DON'T CARE FOR DANCING, CHURCH OR TRAVEL ** You need to be an honest open communicator**
And a relaxed avg build regular exerciser.
According to my tests, AND secret witnesses,
Ornery, Grumpy, sneezy, goofy, sleepy, ANNND ...a rotten no goodnik. ( on a good day)
Ok enough bragging.
My iq is below 197, and above 130,
But SO WHAT??? LOL ..
My Rolex was in my Rolls, on the deck of my yacht, the yacht sank in deep ocean waters, and my ins paperwork is GONE.🙊💥🤖💥☺
I am not 6'8" tall EVEN IN THE MORNING
MY THICK CURLY BLACK HAIR RAN far far AWAY FROM HOME.
I still have a 33" waist. It is also 34, ...ETC.😨
MY DOG takes bribes BUT STILL REFUSES to write me a letter of reference.😲
I am NOT ALLOWED TO pilot an SR71 😠 EVER !!!
MY house won't talk to me.
Snagglepus says I should Exit Stage Right.
And the irs says I don't exist !😲 ??
As a rule, I don't like " TENS".
Attraction matters, BUT without character, looks are Misleading
You must have a Brain, Heart, Conscience, Sense of humor.
Must not Hissss....EVER !!!
Nuhh uhhh uhhhh!!!
I HAVE YET TO WRITE A " best seller" (shhhh!)
God gave us mouths, so he wants us to
Kiss ONLY the ONE we share true love with.
Eat at least half way decent foods. ( or pizza!)
He gave us eyes to see beauty, suffering, trouble, and possibilities.
He gave us ears to hear the world around us, AND TO LISTEN.
HE GAVE US BRAINS, AND A CONSCIENCE to use our minds well.
God did NOT GIVE US ..
She says she's just about perfect
She's hunting money, status, stuff
She smokes , drugs, gets loaded, Lies
She never exercises
She has friends in low places
Would NEVER cheat
Has her own money
She's about substance, Not appearance
"My sons evaluation of me:
My dad is inventive, brilliant, absurdly funny,
Insightful, an herbalist, retired nurse, and teaches tai chi ( sometimes) ( IF you practice he will teach you ) , very careful with money.
When it comes to picking women, they missed installing that brain-part on the assembly line.
The funny.. he has a brilliant musical ear, but can't EVEN play the kazoo!!!
He's a fine writer now and then.
Ohh he has had a purely Magical Relationship with each of our incredible dogs.
He WILL tell you if " that whatever makes you look fat"
If you walk away to get him to chase you, he won't.
Annnd ...well you have to find out the rest... IF you want to.
- First Date
- Have a simple dinner, take a walk, honestly talk.
Tell you puns TIL you beg for mercy.
Then...the sky's the limit.
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