michaelpault

warm inventive principled down to earth

Gender
Male | 69
Country
United States
City
cherokee
State
Iowa
Height
5'10"
Last Login Date
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Age
69
Eye Color
Green
Body Type
A Few Extra Pounds
Hair Color
Bald
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Denomination
Non-Denominational
Looking For
A Long Term Relationship
Church Name
none
Church Attendance
Several times a year
Church Raised In
No answer
Do you drink?
No
Smoker
No
Willing to relocate?
No way
Marital Status
Divorced
Do you have children?
Yes but they're grown
Do you want children?
Does Not Want Children
Education Level
Specialty/Trade School
My Profession
nurse retired
Interests
Being a dad, encouraging people, herbalism, tai chi, faith and spiritual growth, conservatism..
About Me
ANOTHER New intro

First, the TRUTH
Please read first paragraph :

**I am an American, Staying in America AND ONLY interested in Women living in the U.S.A..**
** we each have our own money and possessions**
** I live quietly, and simply**
** I love big dogs but NOT CATS**
** DON'T CARE FOR DANCING, CHURCH OR TRAVEL ** You need to be an honest open communicator**
And a relaxed avg build regular exerciser.

According to my tests, AND secret witnesses,

I am.

Ornery, Grumpy, sneezy, goofy, sleepy, ANNND ...a rotten no goodnik. ( on a good day)
Ok enough bragging.

My iq is below 197, and above 130,
But SO WHAT??? LOL ..

My Rolex was in my Rolls, on the deck of my yacht, the yacht sank in deep ocean waters, and my ins paperwork is GONE.🙊💥🤖💥☺
No dinero:-(

I am not 6'8" tall EVEN IN THE MORNING

MY THICK CURLY BLACK HAIR RAN far far AWAY FROM HOME.

I still have a 33" waist. It is also 34, ...ETC.😨

MY DOG takes bribes BUT STILL REFUSES to write me a letter of reference.😲

I am NOT ALLOWED TO pilot an SR71 😠 EVER !!!

MY house won't talk to me.

Snagglepus says I should Exit Stage Right.

And the irs says I don't exist !😲 ??

As a rule, I don't like " TENS".

Attraction matters, BUT without character, looks are Misleading

You must have a Brain, Heart, Conscience, Sense of humor.
Must not Hissss....EVER !!!
Soooooo Hisssssssingggg!!!

Nuhh uhhh uhhhh!!!

I HAVE YET TO WRITE A " best seller" (shhhh!)


God gave us mouths, so he wants us to
Speak honesty
Kiss ONLY the ONE we share true love with.
Eat at least half way decent foods. ( or pizza!)

He gave us eyes to see beauty, suffering, trouble, and possibilities.

He gave us ears to hear the world around us, AND TO LISTEN.

TOUCH...

SMELL..

HE GAVE US BRAINS, AND A CONSCIENCE to use our minds well.

God did NOT GIVE US ..
Narcissism
Arrogance
Greed
Cruelty
Lies

Red flags
She says she's just about perfect
She's hunting money, status, stuff
She smokes , drugs, gets loaded, Lies
She never exercises
Rap music
Bars
She has friends in low places
Debt

Green flags
Compassion
Humor
Simplicity
Kindness
Exercises
Loves dogs
Would NEVER cheat
Has her own money
She's about substance, Not appearance
Loves Beethoven
Hates drama
No debt

"My sons evaluation of me:
The good:
My dad is inventive, brilliant, absurdly funny,
Insightful, an herbalist, retired nurse, and teaches tai chi ( sometimes) ( IF you practice he will teach you ) , very careful with money.
The Baaaaaad!
When it comes to picking women, they missed installing that brain-part on the assembly line.


The funny.. he has a brilliant musical ear, but can't EVEN play the kazoo!!!
And...
He's a fine writer now and then.
Ohh he has had a purely Magical Relationship with each of our incredible dogs.
He WILL tell you if " that whatever makes you look fat"
If you walk away to get him to chase you, he won't.

Annnd ...well you have to find out the rest... IF you want to.
First Date
Have a simple dinner, take a walk, honestly talk.
Tell you puns TIL you beg for mercy.

Then...the sky's the limit.
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