UncleJon

Retired'ish but not your paycheck.

Gender
Male | 49
Country
United States
City
Oak Park
State
Illinois
Height
6'2"
Last Login Date
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Age
49
Eye Color
Hazel
Body Type
Athletic
Hair Color
Brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Denomination
Non-Denominational
Looking For
A Long Term Relationship
Church Name
Church Attendance
Every week
Church Raised In
Do you drink?
Socially
Smoker
No
Willing to relocate?
Possibly, who knows
Marital Status
Single
Do you have children?
No
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Education Level
4 Yr College Degree
My Profession
Film & Television
Interests
You should message me if you're in a good place in your life and you don't NEED me. You find me funny. You find me attractive. You find yourself wanting to sit down and talk with me to find out more. You think I'll find you attractive and funny and want t
About Me
Never been married, don't have kids.

Everything is funny!
I didn't know that I was an amazing catch until my sister started telling me her dating horror stories! I'd like to thank all the "Bros" out there for making me look so good. Please keep posting your topless bathroom selfies with a ball cap on backwards.
I'm a crazy liberal Christian, to the point where my conservative friends would say I'm not even a Christian. Pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, pro guns and pro gun control! Try to stick that in the box!
For me it's all about laughter, I want somebody that I just spend time smiling and with. I like people who get that they aren't the center of the universe. I want to be able to talk about everything, nothing is off limits. Our individual needs matter but they're not the only consideration. Picture all the wonderful amazing things that you're looking for in somebody, no that's not me because that person doesn't exist but it's what I'm looking for too!
The greatest attribute a person can have is that they are loving. The most repugnant attribute a person can have is that they are self-absorbed. I'm looking for that warm attractive smile and laughter. I'm looking mostly for relaxed comfortable people. I like people who smell good, and are hot. Maybe spicy. Wraped in tinfoil. Are actually a burrito.
First Date
It's Not A Date, It's An Interview. Conversation Starter: Why you and I don't NEED each other.
Why you and I WANT each other.
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