DrDufusDungBeetle
Isn't the real name.
- Gender
- Male | 45
- Country
- Australia
- City
- Melbourne
- State
- Victoria
- Height
- 5'7"
- Last Login Date
- Click here to learn more
- Age
- 45
- Eye Color
- Brown
- Body Type
- Athletic
- Hair Color
- Black
- Ethnicity
- Indian
- Denomination
- None
- Looking For
- Anything
- Church Name
- .
- Church Attendance
- No answer
- Church Raised In
- Catholic
- Do you drink?
- No
- Smoker
- No
- Willing to relocate?
- Possibly, who knows
- Marital Status
- Single
- Do you have children?
- No
- Do you want children?
- Undecided/Open
- Education Level
- 4 Yr College Degree
- My Profession
- .
- Interests
- Mother Nature, music, cooking, fitness, books, yoga, qi gong, gardening...
- About Me
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But it's rather fitting for such a crr@ppy app.
Besides, it sounds original!
Knock, knock, knock.... knocking on that big skull of yours!
Is there such a thing as a real, biologically-born woman on this app?
And if you are, are ya old school?
Do you have depth to you, like a smooth jazz track?
A little depth would be good enough.
How deep? Deep enough to love yourself for no reason, deep enough to be comfortable in your own skin, deep enough to enjoy a good laugh, even at your own expense:) That's deep enough for me.
Can you cook? I'm bored with my cooking:(
I'd make a good prison food chef.
Do you dream of being a prisoner and receive 5 star treatment at the same time? You know, this dream of yours could come true.
Are you clean and possess a sense of personal hygiene?
If yes, we'll click for sure.
Are you reliable, monogamous, know when it is inappropriate to lie, seeking a durable connection based upon understanding and trust?
How durable? I've got parakeets in my display pic. That's because I'm more of a bird trapped in a human body. What do you know about parakeets? How do they pair up?
Your geographical location, ethnicity, skin;hair;eye colours, academic qualifications, professional achievements, financial standing, bank statement, fashion sense, hairstyle, the car that you drive, the house you live in mean very little to me. It doesn't matter if you can't spell or aren't intelligent. I'm looking for depth-someone comfortable being herself, doesn't snore, enjoys a good laugh and is an empath.
Because all these props needed in society can be yours, they can never be you!
Don't ask me if I am married, was married or if I've got kids because the profile description mentions the details. I guess I'm a bit of a late bloomer:)
Yes, I hide behind a screen because I've got my personal data to protect on the internet:) If you are located in a developed country, you need to do the same. Good-looking, yes. But I won't share pics, so don't bother asking. We could video chat sometime.
To close, trust and affection are to be earnt. I guess this only applies to our two legged kind. It is rather sad but a fact. So I'm being honest upfront.
Cheers
- First Date
- At dawn, at a park, waiting for the sun to rise because it's the best time of the day. And if you can't vibe with it, we won't click.
I'll need a cuppa:) Can you make me breakfast? I'll get you a bar of dark chocolate( and can even eat it for ya)...
If you are having trouble waking up, leave your window open, so I can sneak in through the window and tickle your ears with a feather- your wake-up call. I'll need to bring out my cofib mask again, to survive the lethal fh@rts that you drop during the night that saturates the air in your room and irradiates everything. Nothing a good castor oil purge cannot fix, once I get to know you- so there is hope for you.
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