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Why Come Part III
Posted : 18 May, 2010 10:29 AM

Ok Ladies, all the guys were too chicken to compete with the ladies in the Why Comes so I moved it here. We need to give a big hand to: 1Babygirl,Brandy,ETcallhome,Godsjude,Godslamb,Sos4afrien, Savedbygrace, and Springrose for keeping this thread going so long:applause:



Why come a fool and his money got together in the first place?



Why come they have flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?



Why come when two airplanes almost collide it is called a near miss instead of a near hit?



Why come there isn't a mouse flavored cat food?



Why come Saved keeps poking herself in the eye with ice cream cones while she's hopping around 1 legged at Ihop trying to avoid yellow snow and getting chased by crows?



Why come SR don't know I don't have a twin because when God made me He broke the mold?



Why come ET don't have spellcheck like Brandy does?



Just because movie stars die in threes why does Saved think she has to post her threads in threes?



Why come GJ keeps talking about pigs, old mismatched shoes, and crows? Don't she know that hurts Brandy's feelings?:nahnah:

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Why Come Part III
Posted : 25 May, 2010 09:26 AM

Why come Grace's frind wants to hang out with the single people?



Why come she didn't think on these things 20 yrs. ago before she said I do?



Why come Grace's friend didn't say I'll think about it when she did her vows, instead of I do?... then she would be able to hang with the singles while she is thinking:ROFL::dancingp:

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Why Come Part III
Posted : 25 May, 2010 09:58 AM

Why come some so-called Christians are sooo heavenly holy, until they are no earthly good?



Why come so-called Christians pass up church (the homeless on the street, the sick and shut in, elderly neighbors, etc), on their way to the church?...things that make you go hmmmmm.:purpleangel::ribbit:

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Why Come Part III
Posted : 25 May, 2010 12:32 PM

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Why come ET dont know my lil dog is Pure Bred Min Pincher an will *ick her ankles til Et laughs ta death ?...:ROFL: Why come SOS dont borrow my Dog ta get those fruit bandits...She is German...lol... Why come Geritol is Funny disin but Correctal aint ? Why come ET thinks me made $$$ on the corner Preachin bout Jesus ? Why come she dont know I hada buy water @ buck & 2 bits fer everyone hangin with me ta listen :excited:...? Why come we all be goin ta GL house in Cali ? Why come we havta stay @ motel 6 an not in her garage ? Why come Mrs Potatoe Head has mo clothes than I do ? Why come she aint more Shoes than I do ?...xo...:bunny:

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Why Come Part III
Posted : 25 May, 2010 02:34 PM

Why come SOS doesn't put exlax in her fruit that gets stolen?

hmmmmmm



Why come this thread is still here?

Why come you guys are not funny anymore?

Why come I am funny?:ROFL:

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Why Come Part III
Posted : 25 May, 2010 03:16 PM

:ROFL: Dennis why come you're rolling and falling all over the floor?



Why come Denis knows this is the only thread he can come to and relax and enjoy himself without condemantion?:ROFL::dancingp::peace:

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Why Come Part III
Posted : 25 May, 2010 03:17 PM

oooppps! I meant CONDEMNATION! I suppose its all the same:ROFL:

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Posted : 25 May, 2010 03:29 PM

Why come Dennis & Steve have a death wish on the Hatari thread?



Why come ET has had one too many swigs of geritol? That's MY friend, and I'm keepin' her. Grace can't have her! No, Grace can't have her husband either.



Why come Babygirl's talkin' to me 'bout geritol? The only reason I have a bottle in the house is because she left it here when she came for salad.

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Why Come Part III
Posted : 25 May, 2010 04:29 PM

Why come Drigmater thinks the why comes done got stale?



Why come Smiling Bob don't take Ambien and Benadryl instead of the magic vitamins since his wife dresses like June Cleaver?



Why come the girl at Walgreens is always trying to give me her phone number when she's young enough to be my daughter?



Why come that girl started at me today when I bought some Focus Factor vitamins?



Why come she be focusing on the wrong thing?



Why come there is a what fer thread when I about ran out of Why comes?

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Why Come Part III
Posted : 25 May, 2010 06:50 PM

Why come Edw get so many women hitting on him ever since he started posting in the Why Come thread?

Why come Dennis thinks this thread is dull? See any other thread with this many pages Dennis? Huh? I don't THINK so

Why come I never thought of Geritol?

What is Geritol, anyway? I should know that at my age.

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Why Come Part III
Posted : 25 May, 2010 08:15 PM

Why come Edw better take those vitamins right away? Why come he doesn't recognize Joan Rivers waitin' on him at Walgreens?

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