Ok Ladies, all the guys were too chicken to compete with the ladies in the Why Comes so I moved it here. We need to give a big hand to: 1Babygirl,Brandy,ETcallhome,Godsjude,Godslamb,Sos4afrien, Savedbygrace, and Springrose for keeping this thread going so long:applause:
Why come a fool and his money got together in the first place?
Why come they have flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?
Why come when two airplanes almost collide it is called a near miss instead of a near hit?
Why come there isn't a mouse flavored cat food?
Why come Saved keeps poking herself in the eye with ice cream cones while she's hopping around 1 legged at Ihop trying to avoid yellow snow and getting chased by crows?
Why come SR don't know I don't have a twin because when God made me He broke the mold?
Why come ET don't have spellcheck like Brandy does?
Just because movie stars die in threes why does Saved think she has to post her threads in threes?
Why come GJ keeps talking about pigs, old mismatched shoes, and crows? Don't she know that hurts Brandy's feelings?:nahnah:
Why come I finally got my cable back and Fox showed baseball instead of Cops?
Why come they can't show stupid sports on ESPN or an all sports nut channel?
Why come (yes-I'm gonna say this and incur the wrath of sports nuts -I mean fans- everywhere :nahnah:)Why come I think sports are for little children and real grown-ups don't have time to play kiddy games?
Why come the Olympics last so long and waste all the good channels?
Why come they can't show the Olympics on the sports nut channel?
Why come people go buck wild at ball games?
Why come people think wrestling is real?
Why come I hate sports so much and it's not because I can't play--which I can-but because the players are overpaid and the tickets are overpriced.
Why come teachers, policemen, and firemen can't be paid more than the athletes when they work harder, put their life on the line (even the teachers now) and set a positive example?
Why come I almost went through this whole rant without mentioning BG's fly hairdo, Saved's hairy underarms, or Brandy's mean kiddos that steal fruit from SOS and Shoes from GJ?
Why come that dancing old man on the Six Flags commercial is sooooooooooooo funny?:dancingp::ROFL:
Why come GL needs to watch him so she will learn how to get her krump on?
Why come I interrupted my Algebra class to stray to the why comes?
Why come my telephone still don't work but my cable and wifi does?
Why come they are already having season finales on tv when they just had season premiers?
Why come everytime I drive through the boonies I see some banjopicker doin' his business on the side of the road?
Why come BG & GL wants me to thumb to Californy when I'm stuck in Dogpatch doin' school work so I can grow up and get a big boy job so Brandy will quit dissn' me?
Why come Smilin' Bob just came out with some magic gum to go with the magic vitamin?
Why come Judge Marilan from People's Court tells everybody to put their Big Girl underbritches on and stop cryin'?
Why come Saved neeeds to put her big girl underbritches on and shave her hairy armpits and toes, kick Brandy's fleas out, and quit harrassing one-legged winos in Walmart?
Why come I need to put on my big boy underbritches and get back to algebra?
Why come when I go to a meeting, my daughter calls, "When ya comin' home?" Why come she then texts, "When ya comin' home?" When I get home..."Hey Mom, I'm gonna take a nap."
Why come I used to be able to answer all of my daughter's questions and now, I usually say, "I don't know."? Why come in a couple of years, I'm going to be the one asking her the questions?
Why come guys who are supposedly looking for a relationship insult you in their first message and then, say, "Hope to hear from you soon."
Why come a guy would think it's OK to ask a girl about her medical history in his first message? I have good teeth, but I'm not a breeder!
Why come my best friend says she wants to join a dating site (she's married) because I'm the one having all of the FUN?!?!
