Author	Thread: Ladies revised man lists
Admin	Ladies revised man lists Posted : 7 Apr, 2011 07:40 PM What ladies want in a man as time go by. (For entertainment purposes only.) Original List (age 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover Revised List (age 32): 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head) 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week Revised List (age 42): 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK) 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends Revised List (age 52): 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers my name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends Revised List (age 62): 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend Revised List (age 72): 1. Breathing 2. Doesn't miss the toilet, Post Reply
View Profile History	Ladies revised man lists Posted : 8 Apr, 2011 07:09 AM Hahaha That's true :D Post Reply
View Profile History	Ladies revised man lists Posted : 8 Apr, 2011 08:35 AM :laugh: too funny. Post Reply
Tulip89 View Profile History	Ladies revised man lists Posted : 8 Apr, 2011 09:45 AM Revised List (Age 82): Breathes at least once every weekend Post Reply
View Profile History	Ladies revised man lists Posted : 9 Apr, 2011 04:11 PM lol Post Reply