A little Lite humor

Posted : 8 Jul, 2017 10:27 AM

A scientist walks up to GOD Almighty and says, hey GOD I should be called god also as I can do anything that you are able to do.

GOD Almighty says, REALLY; are you able to create a man.

The scientist replies, YES, not just any man but a perfect man.



GOD Almighty says, lets have a contest about this, but I go first.

GOD Almighty says first I need to create some dirt to work with, He opens His hand and says Dirt be, and His hand is filled with dirt.

GOD Almighty leaves some of the dirt on the ground, He then proceeds to spit into the dirt, then He rubs His hands together, thus making clay.

GOD then molds the clay into the form of a man; Then He breathes into the nostrils the breath of life,and the man becomes a living soul.



The scientist says, not bad, not bad at all, now it is my turn. The scientist turns to GOD and says, Hey GOD could I borrow some of the dirt you created; to which GOD Almighty says, I do not think so, go and create your own dirt.



Have a blessed and safe day

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