My 'attempt' at humour.

Posted : 3 May, 2020 07:03 AM

Hi, I'd like a woman, swings from chandeliers when experiencing emotion, with no dispensation, but a side order of eschatology heresy - thinks sects is a bad word, has no criminal record: acquitted - gives of her time and money generously - to the poor Madison avenue shop-keepers, reads Harlequin romance for her definition of what she looks for in a man, enjoys free time at the local Casino, thinks her future is bright if only Lucky #7 comes, 'winner winner, chicken dinner'. She must love restaurants, hates cooking, does not save but spend all the time, hates children and other people's children, loves pets, when they leave her lawn, gives generously of her fashion advice when depressed friends call her for help, sees a future with online gambling, makes enemies easily, wants to show the world she is boss - of her unfortunate husband!

KIDDING! KIDDING! Just for a few smiles. :) If you're like the above woman, don't send me a line, okay? Thank-yous sweetie!

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