Author	Thread: Chuck Norris
Admin	Chuck Norris Posted : 2 Oct, 2010 05:13 PM Due to semi-popular request, here is the Chuck Norris thread! I'll start: Chuck Norris can win Connect Four in three moves. Post Reply
View Profile History	Chuck Norris Posted : 10 Oct, 2010 11:06 AM Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired. Chuck Norris only has one hand...the upper hand. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Post Reply
View Profile History	Chuck Norris Posted : 12 Oct, 2010 07:40 PM These are really funny -- thanks everyone! :applause: :laugh: :peace: Post Reply
View Profile History	Chuck Norris Posted : 15 Oct, 2010 05:57 PM When Chuck Norris exercises the machine gains strength. Post Reply
View Profile History	Chuck Norris Posted : 15 Oct, 2010 06:51 PM Chuck Norris died over 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to the question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Post Reply

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