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Posted : 23 Jun, 2009 01:28 PM

A man, down on his luck, went into a church which catered to the "uppity". Spotting the man's dirty clothes a deacon, worried about the churches image, went to the man and asked him if he needed help. The man said, "I was praying and the Lord told me to come to this church."



The deacon suggested that the man go pray some more and possibly he might get a different answer. The next Sunday the man returned. The deacon asked, "Did you get a different answer?"



The man replied, "Yes I did. I told the Lord that they don't want me in that church and the Lord said, 'Don't worry about it son; I've been trying to get into that church for years and haven't made it yet."

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Posted : 23 Jun, 2009 06:53 PM

dear tkn, lol another good one.

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Posted : 28 Jun, 2009 05:17 AM

good one ... where do you get all these from???

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Posted : 28 Jun, 2009 01:10 PM

That is great!!

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Posted : 30 Jun, 2009 12:06 PM

I liked that :ROFL:

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Posted : 30 Jun, 2009 08:24 PM

I cant remember but I find most of my jokes I post on this site. http://www.jokesclean.com/ChristianJokes/

Have fun.... I will try to find this joke I dont think its on this site. I think the internet shouldve been around when I was younger It would have helped me so much in school.... tknchances

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Posted : 1 Jul, 2009 07:42 AM

I know exactly what you mean,the internet could had been a big help to me also

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