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Admin	why comes? Posted : 12 Jan, 2011 03:57 PM why come I posted this here?
View Profile History	why comes? Posted : 23 Jan, 2011 07:15 AM Why come I love yall? Why come I'll be back after church? Why come it's so cold and the sun-rise here was beautiful today too? Why come God has given us so much beauty to enjoy?
View Profile History	why comes? Posted : 23 Jan, 2011 03:24 PM Why come I'm back? Why come I've had a great day? Why come not one why come since mine? Why come see yall tomorrow?
View Profile History	why comes? Posted : 23 Jan, 2011 05:13 PM Why come no one else posted since BornAgain did? Why come I'm going to fix it so that doesn't happen again? :) Why come today has been a lazy day for me? :zzzz: Why come I have a feeling like there are so many doors that are opening for me? Why come I'm excited about it? :) Why come I'm going to save some why comes for the other tread?
View Profile History	why comes? Posted : 23 Jan, 2011 08:45 PM Why comes I just typed 100 why comes and when I hit the submit button it kicked me out and I had to log in? Why comes I don't feel like retyping 100 why comes? Why comes they was so good? Why comes?
View Profile History	why comes? Posted : 23 Jan, 2011 10:43 PM Why come lazy days and Mondays always get me down? Why come not really------- those are just song lyrics I heard? Why come if I'd have typed out 100 why comes and submit malfunctioned, I might be tempted to throw my computer out a window? Why come Kat hasn't been here today?

View Profile History	why comes? Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 02:57 AM Why come, cause Kat was not listening to the Carpenters? Why come Kat was here, she just did not post? Why come Kat posted in the other thread? Why Comes ...?
View Profile History	why comes? Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 04:26 AM Why come GOOD MORNING GANG? Why come hope you all have a great day full of blessings? Why come take time to Praise Him today?
View Profile History	why comes? Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 11:17 AM Why come, I hope everyone is having a good day? Why come it's been raining here since last night? Why come I wonder if my backyard is going to turn into a lake?
View Profile History	why comes? Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 01:23 PM Why come hey everyone?:waving: Why come that lady that tripped and fell into the water fountain :ROFL: at the mall (still :ROFL: )is suing them? Why come she was dumb enough to go on national tv and tell the world it was her? Why come I thought it was so funny? Why come the people who say we should lighten up and try to accept all people's pov without judgement no matter if you agree with them or not brow-beat those who don't? Why come I think if you keep an open mind your brains will fall out? Why come my dishwasher is so loud? Why come I think there needs to be a "like" button on the forums? Why come there needs to be a redneck smiley face icon? Why come I'm drinking whey protein and ice cream milkshakes because I'm trying to gain weight? Why come I'm tired of milkshakes already and this is just the beginning of the 2nd week? Why come they're not working yet? Why come they say it's not the heat it's the humidity? Why come there is a town near me by the name of 1956? Why come there are towns further down the road named Toad S uck and Pickles Gap? Why come they still wonder why southern folks are considered backward after reading that? Why come I'll be glad when another certain person starts contributing her why comes to the why comes? Why come I saw just as many rednecks on the west coast as there are down here? Why come I got yelled at for topping off my gas tank? Why come in some states you aren't allowed to pump your own gas? Why come the library lady is looking over my shoulder? Why come the printer here takes so long? Why come there are over 1000 students here but only 3 working printers? Why come the ink for my printer cost more than my printer? Why come I'm trying for 100 why comes? Why come I upset so many people? Why come no good deed goes unpunished? Why come CDFF doesn't have a spell checker or format option? Why come I'm thinking about shaving off my beloved goatee? Why come I might apply some just for men instead? Why come the hammer, anvil, and stirrup like we learned in high school is really the malleus, incus, and stapes? Why come Chevy's pic looks like one of my professors? Why come there is another professor here that looks like Mr. Hand? Why come its funny to see rednecks try to dress like yuppies? Why come they don't realize the Hanks Feed Store cap always gives them away? Why come Ugg boots are so uggly? Why come there are no one-legged waitresses at I-Hop? Why come my flight attendent got upset when I called her a stewardess? Why come on the Ask Dr. David talk show here, all the old ppl who call in with their questions forget they are on tv and get too personal with their questions? Why come I couldn't do that show because I'd be too hard? Why come it hurts so bad to sneeze and hiccup at the same time? Why come Babygirl is so funny? Why come Wiseman is so wise? Why come Browneyedgirl lives in Kentucky? Why come K9 thinks he's a dog? Why come I'm glad DG knows cats rule and dogs drool? Why come I'd like to hear Violakat play a catapone? Why come I'm not gonna tell you what that is? Why come I wonder if Flatlander has flat feet? Why come I like those Mayhem commercials so much? Why come I think he may be related to my exwife? Why come you'll booed on that one? Why come 46 more until I get to 100? Why come they can't all be golden? Why come noses run and feet smell? Why come Disneyland in China doesn't have Donald Duck because he doesn't wear any pants? Why come SNL isn't funny anymore? Why come Conan gives me the creeps? Why come some folks think the world will end on May 21 when the Bible says Jesus will come like a "...thief in the night"? Why come my world will only be beginning in May? Why come I don't see how Chevy came up with all those why comes? Why come my lecture was sooo boring today? Why come I couldn't tell if it was the caffeine from the coffee keeping me awake or the umpteen trips to the bathroom? Why come TV allows so much profanity now? Why come I'm STILL WAITING ON THE PRINTER, LIBRARY LADY???????? Why come you keep looking over my shoulder? Why come employers have the right to fire you for stuff you put on your FB page? Why come I'm glad I watch what I say? Why come some of ya'll probably beg to differ? Why come they run a cedit check on you when you apply for a job? Why come that's the reason you're looking for a job in the first place? Why come it's best to temper your words with sugar because you never know when you're gonna have to eat them? Why come Saved3 lives so far away? Why come her co-workers are so mean to her because she's so nice? Why come when some people tell you to be brutally honest they get mad when you are? Why come when a woman asks you "does this dress make my butt look big?" and you say yes they get mad but if you say no they say "you're just saying that to be nice..."? Why come I think Tulip is gonna spend a lot of time in the doghouse? Why come nobody says it takes a village to raise a village idiot? Why come Obama's ears are so big? Why come some people will believe anything if you add a % sign to it but will still touch wet paint with a wet paint sign on it? Why come Waldo is always lost? Why come leftover meatloaf tastes so good? Why come Hamburger Helper use to be called goulash when my mama use to make it? Why come cafeteria macaroni and cheese tastes so nasty? Why come the sitcoms on NBC are filled with old SNL has-beens? Why come they aren't funny on there either? Why come there is a show on TV called **** My Dad Says? Why come people on daytime talk shows and court shows like to air their dirty laundry in public? Why come I miss the old why comes when Saved3 would talk about stinky feet and bird poop? Why come I don't think half of these why comes are being read? Why come I've tried awfully hard not to recycle any of my old why comes? Why come Babygirl changes her profile pic on FB so much? Why come I like her Cooks that burn thread so much? Why come I get the urge to reach thru the tv and slap Judge Judy sometimes? Why come they don't have a "slap" button on FB? Why come a 70 year old lady from Florida messaged me on here yesterday and told me "just because there's snow on the roof...":excited: Why come that creeped me out so bad? Why come I meant no offense to older ladies, I'm just not quite there yet? Why come my power points are just now finished printing? Why come just in time? Why come I made it to 100 why comes?:applause::yay::rocknroll: Why come it was harder than I thought?:goofball:
View Profile History	why comes? Posted : 24 Jan, 2011 01:30 PM Why come I'm glad I copied my why comes in case they malfunctioned like flatlander's did?:applause: