LorLynn
Warning Labels Clearly Posted
- Gender
- Female | 60
- Country
- United States
- City
- LEHIGHTON
- State
- Pennsylvania
- Height
- 5'7"
- Last Login Date
- Click here to learn more
- Age
- 60
- Eye Color
- Brown
- Body Type
- A Few Extra Pounds
- Hair Color
- Mixed Color
- Ethnicity
- Caucasian
- Denomination
- Lutheran
- Looking For
- Anything
- Church Name
- Zion Evangelical Lutheran Church
- Church Attendance
- Several times a year
- Church Raised In
- Lutheran
- Do you drink?
- Socially
- Smoker
- No
- Willing to relocate?
- Possibly, who knows
- Marital Status
- Divorced
- Do you have children?
- Yes but not living at home
- Do you want children?
- Does Not Want Children
- Education Level
- HS Graduate
- My Profession
- Customer Service
- Interests
- Dogs, Travel. Photography,
- About Me
-
Danger Will Robinson ! Danger !
Warning Labels Attached !!
~ No Liberals ~
~ No Pro-Lifers~( There's a Twist for You !)
~ No Criminals ~
~ No Vaccine Junkies ~
~ No Drugs ~
** I've Been Called Longhaired Tree Hugging Hippie .. I Like That Description :-) **
I Know More About Who & What I Don't Want , Than What I Do.
1. No Pitbulls or Other Aggressive Breeds ~ Non Negotiable
2. No Smokers, Tobacco , Vape Users .I Just Watched a Close Friend Die of Smoking Related Cancer,, I'm Not Doing That Again
3. Looking to Get Laid In the Near Future? Keep Going..
That Will Involve Months and Months of Getting to Know Each Other,,, and STD Testing for Both of Us..
4. Yes, The K9s DO Go Everywhere with Me. If You Don't Want a few Dog Hairs in Your New Truck and a Lil Slobber on the Windows.. Keep Looking
( Of Course I'd Clean it Up )
5. I Will Never Make Your Mother's Meatloaf, Or Any Other of Your Mother's Culinary Concoctions. I am Not Your Mother. I will Not Compete With your Mother, I will Not Be Compared with Your Mother, Or Anyone Else for That Matter.
Conversely.. I Won't Expect You To Make Beefaroni Like My Dad.
6. To Be Clear.. I'm Not Really into Cooking.. More of a Grab and Go Kind of Gal.. Grab Something to Eat, and GO Do Something.. Walk, Hike, Drive, Nap..
Oh Look a Butterfly !!
7. If Your Aunt, Kids, Best Friend is Your Hero and Reason for Living,,, That's Great.. You Don't Need a Girlfriend.. I'm not Settling for 2nd Place
8 No Gambling . I Work too hard for My Money to Watch You Waste Yours.
9. No P*rn.
10. You Won't Watch P*rn , I Won't Watch Soap Operas and Read Romance Novels. All Create Unrealistic Expectations.
If You're Hooked on P*rn .. Get to Know The ACTresses.. THEY Can Make Your Mom's Meatloaf ! Enjoy your Life Together !
11. Be Real.. No Hair or Beard Dye.. Yuck.
Check Out That Sunset !! Pull Over, I Need to Take A Picture !
12. No Slobs.. Be Clean.
13. Realize That Health Does Not Reside in a Bottle of Meds.
Understand the Connection of Healthy Life Choices and Your Health. Walk Barefoot in the Grass, Drink a Few Bottles of Water., Get Out in The Fresh Air. SMILE
14. If You Have Pets, They Must Be Well Trained, Well Behaved, Well Taken Care of. Goes for Kids too.
15. My Motorcycle Riding Days were Fun While They Lasted. I have No Desire To Ever Get on a Bike Again.
16. Mountains and Lakes Preferred to the Beach..
17. Speaking of Mountains.. I often throw a few things in a Bag , The K9s in the Car and head to The Lake for a Few Days. I do NOT Ask "Permission' . It's How and Where I Recharge.
18. One of My Best Friends is a Guy.. That Will Not Change. If That's a Problem for You.. Keep Scrolling.
19. No Road Rage
20. ReDuce, ReUSe, RePurpose, ReCycle.. Everything.. It's Our Duty !!!
21. No Littering.. Did Your Gum Wrapper Get Caught In the Wind? You Best Better Be Chasing It !
22. Any Potential Dates will Be Investigated.. Drivers License Info will Be Shared with My Contact Person.. If I do Not Return at a Specified Time. She WILL Come Find Me.
23. I live on Private Property.. No Guests .
Yes.. I WILL Interrupt What You're Saying. Otherwise I'll Forget What I Want to Say.
24. Quiet is Extremely Important to Me.. No Blaring TV, No Drunken Parties, No Chaos.
I Can Not Stress This Enough.
25. I Do Not NEED a Man.
I'm Not Even Sure I WANT One.
This is Merely a Test.
26. I've Been Called Cynical.
I am Sarcastic..
I Can be a B,, tch..
I'm OK With That..
Now You Know.
27. No Desire to Travel Abroad..
28. Would Love to see More of Our Great Country. K9s Included Of Course, In a Vehicle , No Desire to Fly.
29. If You Have To Turn Off Your Cell Phone. Or Worry About Your Computer Browsing History, You're Hiding Something.
30. Be a Happy, Positive, Optimistic Person. I Can Not MAKE You Happy. It Comes From With in.
31. If You Need Therapy, Keep Scrolling.. Otherwise, After a Few Weeks with Me, You May Need Impatient Treatment.
32. No Harassment..
If I Do Not Reply, I Do Wish You the Best in Your Search.
31. I am Not a Paying Member.
Best Wishes !
Lor
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- It has been soooo Long ..
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