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****PUSH-UP BRAS****
Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 04:55 PM

Ladies,

Let's suppose a strange comet passes through the earths atmosphere in a near miss collision with the earth. No one is hurt , but the particles left behind in the atmosphere contain a microorganism which infects only the male population. There are no outward symptoms except they have absolutely no desire for sex. If given the choice between the most beautiful woman on earth naked before them and a piece of left over cold pizza ; they would choose pizza.

I have two questions ......

How are you going to attract a man?

and

What are you going to do with your push-bras?



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****PUSH-UP BRAS****
Posted : 18 Nov, 2010 09:10 AM

Thanks! :glow:



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Posted : 18 Nov, 2010 01:59 PM

I really like the original post, kind of got me thinking about deeper parts of what makes me 'attractive'. Then I read everybody's goofy responses and felt like maybe I was taking it all way too seriously. :goofball:

But if something happened where men were really not interested sexually, women would get along way better and platonic relationships would be way easier, so in a lot of ways life would be way better until the population dwindled and the human race went extinct. Besides, there's nothing wrong with not being with a member of the opposite sex! Oh my gosh I totally went there on a dating site...



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Posted : 18 Nov, 2010 02:00 PM

Stupid lack of an edit button... I didn't mean by that last statement that we should all be with members of the SAME sex, I'm just saying that being single shouldn't be the end of the world.



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Posted : 18 Nov, 2010 02:23 PM

what does it matter whay kind of bra she is wearing, this is a christian site for christians, ya pervert,



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Posted : 18 Nov, 2010 04:06 PM

:ROFL:...Oh my...someone called 2Spar a Perv...:ROFL:...I didnt wana step foot in here...but couriousity got the better of me especally since the Professed Ole Gizzer started the Thread & knowin he be a Right Fine Gent with the Lord with a sence of Humor...well...Ya Know...:goofball:...This is jus to FUNNYYYY....:ROFL:...xo



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Posted : 18 Nov, 2010 04:29 PM

Pervert :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:



Well he did choose the correct title for his posts lol



FYI, I find he as one of the real Christian men on this site :glow:



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Posted : 18 Nov, 2010 07:42 PM

@siylii

Your original thought was correct. It was to stir deeper thoughts of what a Godly woman should be manifesting to attract a man and by implication ; what men should be looking for in a woman.

@scroller

I can only assume you did not read the original post. But since you brought it up, you might be surprised how 'real' the Bible gets. In the original languages there are words that cannot be repeated on this site. Even in english there are x rated parts. This is because the Bible deals with human nature, with reality...not fantasy.



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Posted : 18 Nov, 2010 11:01 PM

True story, um sy?~forgot the spelling. Sorry~:glow: It's so nice to be appreciated as a WHOLE being.



I wouldn't call the cowboy a perv~ya might get his horse stompin ya down. "Here's Trigger! :boxing:



It's all good! He was making a point and the silly bra was just a funny but truthful, point~:laugh:

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Posted : 8 Dec, 2010 12:03 PM

wore push-up bras in my younger days, and now that I go for comfort they make great slingshots!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted : 22 Dec, 2010 09:37 AM

Considering that's never going to happen,

it's safe to say the push-up bra will stay in business for a long time.

If it did happen then it would be left to

test tube babies to keep the population going once it

goes down a bit.

If men are more interested in cold pizza than any woman,

-probably time to send out a ship to see if they had any men

on other planets,

or the women would probably turn to something

un-natural and just give up on men on any planet.

It would really not be a good thing.

I guess if men would rather eat cold pizza,I'd

give up on men myself.

Considering alot of women love fashion no matter what men do,they'd still keep the push-up bras for style.

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