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The Saga Continues
Posted : 10 Feb, 2011 06:33 AM

This time there's no word limit!:excited:





The 4 rugged cowboys (twosparrows, Dennis,jjaarr,chevy)

outwitted the alien cowboys and sent them packing ! They decided, after they rustled up some grub,to saddle up and head off to the rodeo in town so they could.............

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Posted : 11 Feb, 2011 05:37 PM

....the new horses they had bought, in their haste they had forgotten to paint and put little glue-on rinestones on their horses hoofies. Everyone was looking forward to a rest. But the cats started coughing up hairballs, so everyone thought. Unbeknowest to our heros, the only way aliens can reproduce themselves is in the large intestine of a cat......

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Posted : 11 Feb, 2011 05:43 PM

....and all those hairballs were in fact something far more dangerous than anyone expected. The were really.........

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Posted : 11 Feb, 2011 07:01 PM

ugly. As they came out, they were speaking spanish and tap dancing. one looked like Fred Astair and the other looked like George Lopez, both hairballs...it was so weird, the resemblance. All of them were mesmerized at the show but no one noticed...

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Posted : 11 Feb, 2011 08:16 PM

Pupid was lurking in the back-ground with his bow and a sack full of odd shaped arrows. He began shooting arrows randomly into the crowd of on-lookers. The spanish speaking, tap dancing, fur balls were struck and began dancing a waltz!

Several others were struck by Pupid's arrow and the entire crowd watched in amazement as...........

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Posted : 11 Feb, 2011 08:53 PM

......the one that looked like Desi Arnz, probably cause we had only ever seen him in black and white. Of course none of the guys noticed anything else except the one that looked like Angelina Jolien, Everyone was amazed how happy Dennis was, when he looked at Angelina his purring could be heart from 20 feet away. Out of nowhere appeared.....

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Posted : 11 Feb, 2011 09:15 PM

FLATLANDER! "Glad I passed out and missed all the action!" The people who caught me should receive an award...in their honor we will hold a celebration...BBQ Beef, Dr. Pepper and Chips..It's all you can eat.....No Hairballs please, they must be exterminated....now

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Posted : 12 Feb, 2011 08:25 AM

"WATCH OUT,FLATLANDER!" twosparrows yelled, but it was too late. Pupid's arrow had hit him right in the heart! He cut in and began dancing the waltz with the Desi look-alike when a red-haired woman approached them to let them know that the james gang was on the way. In the meantime............

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Posted : 12 Feb, 2011 11:28 AM

....at the same time, a pigeon landed on all the cowboy's shoulder. THey all had notes attached to their legs!! The note read: "Ok boys, the time has come. Rose and I have been building all of us a huge strong Fort so as to protect us from James. We've named it Fort Holy Spirit. Just follow the pigeons back. We bought some land on the outskirts of town and we've sown us all uniforms." So then....

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Posted : 12 Feb, 2011 11:46 AM

...so twosparrows, and chevy mounted up! They were eager to check out Fort Holy Spirit and find out what kind of uniforms the girls had in mind. They already had on suits of Armor so the uniforms would have to be worn on top. jjarr and Dennis wouldn't be far behind---- it was taking them a little time trying to convince Flatlanderthat his new- found hairball friends could always dance with him another time!

FINALLY they were all on their way to the Fort but the trail was steep and rocky and they had to.........

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Posted : 12 Feb, 2011 03:45 PM

scooch down the trail on their behinds. So they looked around to make sure no one was looking and they started down the trail...scooching, still looking around, nervous that their rugged reputation would be harmed.

by the time they got to where they could walk the rest of the way, their horses were waiting on them so they got back on and headed toward the Fort.

the had a problem though, they hadnt brought a hostess gift, so they decided to trot over to the....

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