Author	Thread: ****PUSH-UP BRAS****
Admin	****PUSH-UP BRAS**** Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 04:55 PM Ladies, Let's suppose a strange comet passes through the earths atmosphere in a near miss collision with the earth. No one is hurt , but the particles left behind in the atmosphere contain a microorganism which infects only the male population. There are no outward symptoms except they have absolutely no desire for sex. If given the choice between the most beautiful woman on earth naked before them and a piece of left over cold pizza ; they would choose pizza. I have two questions ...... How are you going to attract a man? and What are you going to do with your push-bras?
View Profile History	****PUSH-UP BRAS**** Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 05:09 PM First of all, not all women use push up bras. That is easy, of course we attract men by foodies! Through their stomach! Feed them and then mission accomplished :excited:
View Profile History	****PUSH-UP BRAS**** Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 05:35 PM @Jesusloves That is cause you are 24 :winksmile: oops...forgot about the food thing! :laugh:
View Profile History	****PUSH-UP BRAS**** Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 05:51 PM Well that's the truth, regarding of age I believe not all women are using that. I see that this topic would get lots of views lol :goofball:
View Profile History	****PUSH-UP BRAS**** Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 06:35 PM It may get alot of views but I think only a few brave enough to answer!
bcpianogal View Profile History	****PUSH-UP BRAS**** Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 06:48 PM Well, I don't own any push-up bras...so I wouldn't need to find something to do with them! And I agree about attracting men with food. If they would choose cold pizza over me, imagine what they would do when they realized that I alone make THE best apple pie in the world...but that the pie and I are a package deal!
View Profile History	****PUSH-UP BRAS**** Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 07:00 PM Is this a shameless way to find out who wears one? Or just a random question? If cooking didn't work I might try using a 2x4 :ROFL:
bcpianogal View Profile History	****PUSH-UP BRAS**** Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 07:03 PM I think he's trying to find out who wears one. :angeldevil: And I like your 2x4 idea...a taser might work pretty well, too!
View Profile History	****PUSH-UP BRAS**** Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 07:18 PM Well, I've been hoping that "my guy" will see my "beeeeeeautiful" mind and like my ability to belly laugh, check oil, tires and other shtuff under the hood, drive a truck, (love em!) listen to him intently for hours about hunting or other guy things, give him $100 massages, cook kind good? :rolleyes: write money making articles, be a mommy, nana, nurse, counselor, cleaning crew, laundry attendant, sew buttons on shirts, plan big parties, kill spiders, take care of the zoo and smile at him through it all. :rolleyes: :glow: Not such a bad thought ya got there~btw, what's a push-up bra?
View Profile History	****PUSH-UP BRAS**** Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 07:24 PM @Godslamb @bcpiano :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL: I didn't think of that...but thanks for the tip!!!
View Profile History	****PUSH-UP BRAS**** Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 07:30 PM @joey Are you really some guy from Nigera? Pretending to be a woman? Needing 500 dollars to fly home to visit her sick grand mother? If the answer is no to all the aforementioned questions......will you marry me!:winksmile:

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