My name is Jude�and�I�m a Hypocrite�I�ve been coming to these Hypocrite Unanimous meetings for some time now�can�t say Anonymous�because�well�I aren�t Anonymous�This is not my first meeting or Rodeo as I like to call it�its actually my 3rd�1st time I accidently deleted my profile when trying to just deactivate it�I clicked on the wrong box�Dang!!!...I just hate it when I do that!!�I reregistered not long after because I thought by then I was a Smarter Hypocrite�2nd time I purposely deleted it because I just couldn�t stand it anymore�Them Dang Hypocrites are just so mean and�well�Hypocritical of everything everybody does�says�thinks�believes�and they don�t even know it!!!...The 3rd time�well�I�m still here and I�ve learned a lot in these Meetings of Hypocrites Unanimous�I�ve been told by some that we need to belong to a certain group of Hypocrites Unanimous in order to be �Saved� from being a Hypocrite�Also been told by some that we don�t need to belong to any Special group or do anything except have Faith and Believe in order to be �Saved� from being a Hypocrite�.Well�I must say�I�ve done my best on both sides of that fence and have found that I�m still a Hypocrite!�Dang!!!�I just Hate it when that happens too!!�Well�I pleaded my case to the Great Power that is�the Big Guy in the Sky�and well�He told me that just because I am a Hypocrite doesn�t mean that I have to belong to a Hypocrite Unanimous Group and I don�t have to be Hypocritical of those that are also Hypocrites�I said�OK�Now I�m thoroughly confused�He said�I know�So I ask Him�How can I not be Hypocritical???...He said�Try to see it this way�When you point your Hypocritical Finger at someone that�s also a Hypocrite it is MY Spirit that brings to your Remembrance that your Hypocritical pointing hand has 3 Fingers pointing back at You with a Thumbs up�You..yes You are Pointing 3x at Yourself giving Yourself the Thumbs up to be a Hypocrite�therefore�Making Yourself a Full Fledge Member of the Hypocrites Unanimous Group of your Choosing�I didn�t tell you to that and I sure didn�t make you do it�So if you want to Stop being a Hypocrite you have to Stop pointing your Hypocritical finger at other Hypocrites�Follow me???...I scratched my Stupid Hypocritical Head and said�Yup!!!...and then I asked�What do I do when I find myself being a Hypocrite even when I don�t want to be???...He said�That�s easy�you just say Hello�my name is Jude and I�m a Hypocrite�Welcome to Hypocrites Unanimous!!!�and then Remember to keep your hands in your pockets because they are Hypocrites to and they wouldn�t be at a Hypocrites Unanimous Meeting if they weren�t!!!...Now be a good girl and go read your book�and when done reading come talk to me about what you read�or�whatever you desire�you know where to find me�:angel:...
Amen Jude, My ex would call me a hyprocrite and all I could respond was your right. Taking the responsibility for our own lives and calling it what it is in our lives takes all the power away from others.
It is only in humilty do we truly find life :yay:
Humility before the one who can never say they were hyprocrite and yet He had to suffer for our Hypocrocie's
Hello, my name is Mark, and I'm a recovering hypocrite. Today is my 37th minute without hypocrisy!
Unfortunately, one of the side effects of being a sinful human is that we will most definitely be a hypocrite if we start pointing fingers at anyone. Say, we might not be adulterers, but have we ever stolen anything? We might not be murders, but have we coveted? If we offend in one point, we are guilty of all, and we are all guilty of all, because all have sinned. Thank God for that perfect Man who died for all, look to Him instead of others, then look at yourself. Compare yourself to Him. If that doesn't make you meek and humble, then nothing will, but here's the good news! Meekness and humility is the CURE for hypocrisy! However, it does require daily and eternal dosage...
But let us not act and talk and look the accusation's because we are in him, and yes we miss it, and yes we have fallen. these things are true.
The father does not condemn a man that is not condemned, When he looks at us he sees us in his righteousness (Jesus).
We are not Sinners in the father's eye's
We are not human's as many would say, it would seem to justify a lifestyle of Sin.
We are a Spirit Being that is in union with The lord Jesus, seated in Heavenly places in Christ Jesus, far above all those evil spirit's whispering, your a sinner, you are human,.
It is a new Day and time for us to learn who we are in Him and take the lost are inheritance from the kingdom of darkness.
9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. 11And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.
And such was some of me. But I am washed, I am santified, I am justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of my God.
Let anyone tell me Im not and you either. Anyone????
We "WERE" all worse than that a Hypocrite...:laugh:...and its a true Blessing to be able to admit that openly and with no reservation...
11And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.
