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1mountain

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funny song
Posted : 11 Mar, 2015 11:44 PM

I have no idea where to put this so I'll drop it here.



My apologies to King David for using his master work for humorous purposes. Then again you could kind of take it seriously if you think about it. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery as well. Any suggestions on editing, or is this pretty good? I was hesitant on the tires and stuff, and wish I could have covered some other things.



Psalm 23 On The Road



The Lord is my navigator; I shall not want for directions.

He directeth me to smooth roads, he leads me to swiftly moving highways.

He restores my driving record. He leads me in the paths of safe driving for His name's sake.

Yea, though I ride through the valleys of speed traps and potholes, I shall fear no trouble; for Thou art with me; Thy radar detector and run flat tires comfort me.

Thou preparest a highway clear of police and accidents before me.

Thou anointest my engine with oil, my gas tank runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will arrive at the house of the Lord safely and swiftly.

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Gossemerwings

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Posted : 21 Mar, 2015 12:11 AM

Cute- very cute! :)

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