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A true test of wit?
Posted : 26 Jun, 2009 02:32 PM

Okay girls, here's a simple question to see if you are suitable for dating...

A rooster lays an egg on the roof of the barn, which way will the egg roll?



happy friday... ybic



ps. feel free to add your own dating stumper riddles

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A true test of wit?
Posted : 28 Jun, 2009 05:08 PM

Hahahaha Robin, I like your way of thinking. Sure corny but on the "deep" side. Thanks for the smile!

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Posted : 28 Jun, 2009 07:20 PM

Imagine you are in the middle of a forest surrouned by tigers you have nothing to defend yourself what do you do?

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Posted : 28 Jun, 2009 07:33 PM

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

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Posted : 28 Jun, 2009 07:34 PM

are they lady tigers or are they man tigers?











ps. this is a ploy to buy time whilst I think... ;-))

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Posted : 28 Jun, 2009 07:35 PM

At night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?

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Posted : 28 Jun, 2009 07:43 PM

A true test of wit?

Posted : 28 Jun, 2009 07:34 PM





are they lady tigers or are they man tigers?























ps. this is a ploy to buy time whilst I think... ;-))







:ROFL:

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Posted : 28 Jun, 2009 10:32 PM

Imagine you are in the middle of a forest surrouned by tigers you have nothing to defend yourself what do you do?



Stop imagining.



What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?



A River



At night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?



Stars



My Turn.



There are 5 houses sitting next to each other, each with a different

color, occupied by 5 guys, each from a different country,

and with a favorite drink, sport, and pet. Here are the facts:



The British occupies the red house.

The Swedish owns a dog.

The Danish drinks tea.

The green house is on the left of the white house.

The owner of the green house drinks coffee.

The person who plays baseball owns a bird.

The owner of the yellow house plays Basketball.

The owner of the middle house drinks milk.

The Norwegian occupies the 1st house.

The person who plays Golf lives next door to the person who owns

a cat.

The person who owns a horse live next door to the person who

plays Basketball.

The person who plays Football drinks coke.

The German plays Soccer

The Norwegian lives next door to the blue house.

The person who plays Golf lives next door to the person who drinks

water.



The question is: Who owns the fish?

To help you out the pets are: Cats, Dogs, Fish, Birds, Horse.

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Posted : 30 Jun, 2009 04:46 PM

If I did it correctly, it is the Norwegian.



1st house:

Norwegian

Yellow house

Water

Basketball

Fish



2nd house:

Swedish

Blue house

Coke

Football

Dog



3rd house:

British

Red house

Milk

Golf

Cat



4th house:

German

Green house

Coffee

Soccer

Horse



5th house:

Danish

White house

Tea

Baseball

Bird

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Posted : 30 Jun, 2009 06:35 PM

Sorry, it's not the guy from Norway.

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Posted : 30 Jun, 2009 08:04 PM

Seriously? Haha...well I tried.

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