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Admin	dumb stuff Posted : 9 Oct, 2010 08:15 AM I woke up with gum in my hair this morning because I fell asleep (yet again) with gum in my hair. This happens to me about once every six months and it's my own fault, obviously. There was indeed a reason why my mother threatened to call me every night when I went to college: to ask, "Did you spit your gum out?" Since my hair is curly and in sort of choppy layers, I just cut the gum out this morning. I didn't even feel like trying to actually save my hair. Another dumb moment of mine (among many, to be sure) involves a *little* kitchen accident. However, it's slightly R-rated, so I can't share it here openly. Haha. :ROFL: WHAT'S SOMETHING DUMB THAT YOU'VE DONE? Guys, jump in too!!! And lots of people better jump in too, because I need to know I'm not the only one who can't handle something as basic as the spitting out of gum before going to bed. Post Reply
Rabbit32 View Profile History	dumb stuff Posted : 9 Oct, 2010 11:18 PM Ya'll will like this one. I unknowingly showered in the girls locker room w/o ever realizing it. I was so lost in thought and prayer that it didnt even dawn on me that most of the lockeroom was not even constucted the same as the mens, and here i thought o look they remodeled. Anyway so I was about to put my socks and shoes back on when a fully dressed female walks right in front of me in the locker room (she didnt see me) and disapeared around the corner. I was shocked, i thought the audacity. I peered enough around the corner to see female articles of clothing hanging here and there, and in one hrrific moment it dawned on me I was in the wrong locker room. I bolted out there quick and undetected. :bunny: Post Reply
View Profile History	dumb stuff Posted : 10 Oct, 2010 12:38 AM :ROFL: That reminds me of something, Rabbit!! When I was about 6 or 7, my elementary school had skate nights at the roller rink, like maybe once a week(?), and we (me, brother, dad, and mother) would always go and eat junk food and skate for a couple hours. It was so much fun. Some of the happiest memories of my childhood actually. But anyways, this one night when we were there, my mother and I were going into the restroom. I was following her and she walked into the wrong one. Noticing the urinals, I was like, "What are those?" Having not seen them before, I really had no clue what they were! And that same moment, this guy walked out of one of the stalls and he and my mother both got these horrified looks on their faces. I was so hard... And I was still when we got back to our table. And my mother had told me not to tell dad, but I was so much he asked what was so funny, so we ended up telling him anyway. And that's not the only time my mother went into the wrong restroom!! At swimming lessons once, she walked into the guys' room too!! But I didn't follow her that time. And she noticed right away and walked right back out, and was like, "Why didn't you tell me I was going into the wrong one?" But we both laughed. That was about the only good thing ever about swimming lessons. I hated swimming!!!!!!! But my parents made me do it forever. Diving too =( But the first year I did swimming, when I was about 5, I suppose, I refused to get in the water and just sat on the edge of the pool the whole time, all year long. Or, sometimes I even laid down and sobbed hysterically. Water = scary. And I wanted cheerleading classes instead! I tried to explain to my parents that it would be just as good to cheer for the people who liked swimming than to actually get in the water myself, but they wouldn't listen! :goofball: :ROFL: Rambling. It's late. Blah. And I should do more homework before bed. Time to go get lost in WW1 Land again... Post Reply
Rabbit32 View Profile History	dumb stuff Posted : 10 Oct, 2010 01:03 AM :laugh: :laugh: It seems that your mom and I have that much in common, cause that was like the second time i did something like that. If it wasnt for the grace of God Il'd be dead. Just last week i set the toaster on fire becasue i set it on the stove and like a tard forgot it was there when i started a pot of water. I even locked myself out of the very building i was paid to protect. Post Reply
Tulip89 View Profile History	dumb stuff Posted : 10 Oct, 2010 07:49 AM If even you can't get in, I'm sure the bad guys can't get in, right? Post Reply
View Profile History	dumb stuff Posted : 10 Oct, 2010 08:41 AM LOL I love this topic =) Post Reply
marikashome View Profile History	dumb stuff Posted : 10 Oct, 2010 10:40 AM @ rabbit-I did the same thing to my crock pot. Also, one night I started hearing gun shots right next to my house. About the third shot, I realized what I was hearing was my boiled eggs exploding in the pan that had boiled dry on the stove.The pan actually had melted to the burner by the time I got to it. Post Reply
View Profile History	dumb stuff Posted : 10 Oct, 2010 11:53 AM Hmmm... I had a hard boiled egg explode on my then-favourite sweater. I still don't know what the problem was because I cooked the eggs long enough and all the others in the pan were fine. But, I started to crack this one and it wasn't done and all the insides of the egg shot out like a geyser all over my sweater. Post Reply
View Profile History	dumb stuff Posted : 10 Oct, 2010 12:22 PM I have a tendency to trip over myself when I get too excited. This might be a bit gross, but it is kinda dumb (or funny, if you have that kind of a sense of humor). During my junior year of college, while sitting in chapel, I got a really bad nose bleed. Usually when someone gets a nose bleed, they get up and walk out the nearest door. The problem was, I was smack dab in the middle of a very large auditorium, so if I had gotten up, everyone behind me would've noticed. I eventually stopped the bleeding by holding my nose, but not before getting blood all over my hand, face, shirt, and tie. I then made the mistake of getting my lunch-to-go before returning to my dorm room to change, so a lot of people noticed anyway. But only one person said anything, so maybe most of them didn't care (or just didn't want to say anything, since I didn't know them). Oh well, c'est la vie. Post Reply
View Profile History	dumb stuff Posted : 10 Oct, 2010 01:42 PM Ha.. when don't I do dumb stuff.. when i was about 21 I tossed Gas on the grill.. DUH .. I lost a fight with a saw once and to this day am banned from using it. I spend my days with the elderly well ok nights since I work 24 hour shifts. This leads to many many dumb things done on my part.. mostly doing extra work because I did not think ahead.. my mother came home from work last week and was telling me how dumb she was. She has just been present when he clinet passed away and was going to wash her up so her grandson could see her. she was standing at the sink waiting for the water to get hot when she realized it didnt matter if the water was hot because the lady would not know..LOL I was recently walking down the hall at work singing Christmas carols. yes it was summer.. I was going along not paying attention walked around the corner and smack into a painter.. he was kind as said he heard me coming ..LOL.. thank goodness i didnt spill his paint.. Post Reply
View Profile History	dumb stuff Posted : 10 Oct, 2010 06:02 PM I have owned 16 cars and have locked my keys in everyone of them except for two, and that is because you couldn't lock them from the outside without a key. I even started carrying a spare key in my wallet, and for one car, not only did I lock my key in the car, I locked my wallet in the car along with it. :ROFL: Needless to say, I am not to shaby at breaking into cars. I have also left the lights on and drained the battery on every car I have owned as well. Multiple times for some cars. Post Reply

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