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****PUSH-UP BRAS****
Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 04:55 PM

Ladies,

Let's suppose a strange comet passes through the earths atmosphere in a near miss collision with the earth. No one is hurt , but the particles left behind in the atmosphere contain a microorganism which infects only the male population. There are no outward symptoms except they have absolutely no desire for sex. If given the choice between the most beautiful woman on earth naked before them and a piece of left over cold pizza ; they would choose pizza.

I have two questions ......

How are you going to attract a man?

and

What are you going to do with your push-bras?



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****PUSH-UP BRAS****
Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 07:37 PM

Ha ha, thanks twosparrows! I am a Jesus lovin girl,l from Michigan and not diggin for gold. I got streets like that in heaven. :laugh:





Sorry, but Cali is too far from my family here, and I never say yes, until I see cowboys without their hats. :purpleangel: :P



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****PUSH-UP BRAS****
Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 07:56 PM

false advertising. I've heard you guys can tell who's wearing one when you seem them.



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****PUSH-UP BRAS****
Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 08:24 PM

FYI ...I still have all my hair and not even on the weekends do i wear a pushup bra!



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****PUSH-UP BRAS****
Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 09:10 PM

TwoSparrows,



About you not wearing a PushUp Bra...that's not what I've heard!



I heard it from TwoSquirrells. :ROFL::rocknroll:



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****PUSH-UP BRAS****
Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 09:21 PM

You should know better to listen to twosquirrels, everyone knows he is nuts. :winksmile:



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****PUSH-UP BRAS****
Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 09:34 PM

Hair is good~:applause:



I think this forum is full of nutty characters! :laugh:

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****PUSH-UP BRAS****
Posted : 17 Nov, 2010 10:04 PM

I'd go get the pizza.

Is someone spending too much time reading Victoria Secret?

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****PUSH-UP BRAS****
Posted : 18 Nov, 2010 04:42 AM

:ROFL::ROFL:This is funny I can't even think of something to write keep on alone.:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:Nice trick 2sparrows.:ROFL:



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****PUSH-UP BRAS****
Posted : 18 Nov, 2010 04:51 AM

2x 4 ? That means if i notice a girls' havin' a push-up bra i have to run for cover? SOMEBODY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:ROFL:



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****PUSH-UP BRAS****
Posted : 18 Nov, 2010 04:59 AM

@Joey: "I think this forum is full of nutty characters!"



Ok, now I got offended hearing that. Just because 2sparrows is acting that way, doesn't mean the rest of the forum talker are like that :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:



Btw, welcome to the forum, dear! And enjoy the laugh :goofball:

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