Author	Thread: Rules for Chocolate
klmartin62 View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 5 Apr, 2010 08:32 AM ◦If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. ◦Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. ◦The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. ◦Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. ◦A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? ◦If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? ◦If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. ◦If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other? ◦Money talks. Chocolate sings. ◦Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. ◦Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit. ◦If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top hose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. ◦Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. Post Reply
View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 5 Apr, 2010 08:48 AM and all the women say....Amen Post Reply
View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 5 Apr, 2010 10:22 AM Thanxs...that jus put a big smile on my face...Yummy...!!!!...xo Post Reply
View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 5 Apr, 2010 01:51 PM Guys when you buy chocolate for your lady eat it before she knows you bought it.Then she will not know you ate it. :ROFL: Post Reply
View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 5 Apr, 2010 03:18 PM ohhhh...thats cold dg! Post Reply
View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 5 Apr, 2010 05:20 PM yes dg. economically, that makes sense. that way there's more for you. rofl :goofball: Post Reply
View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 5 Apr, 2010 07:09 PM ok...I dont think you men have experienced a woman in need of chocolate :) it can get crazy, lol :angeldevil: Post Reply
View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 6 Apr, 2010 07:36 AM haha. another one of those 'hell hath no fury' things huh? lol Post Reply
View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 6 Apr, 2010 02:23 PM When it comes to chocalate I have no feels for the ladies. It is just for me. It is better to have more of me than not enough river.:hearts: Post Reply
SOS4EMAILFRIEND View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 6 Apr, 2010 03:39 PM :eat::eat::eat::eat::eat: My daughter gets her huge chocolate egg from daddy.... First Easter as separated! It hurts! Post Reply
trubeliever70 View Profile History	Rules for Chocolate Posted : 9 Apr, 2010 08:17 PM Klm.......:ROFL: love it i need that to put it at the beauty shop those women would love that. rem....u have no idea sometimes nothing will do until u get just a little chocolate. then all is well with the world. Yall crack me up.....:yay: Post Reply

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