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Top 10 things not to do on the first date
Posted : 21 Nov, 2010 02:32 PM

OK here`s my top 10 things not to do on a first date



# 10 Belch while saying the alphabet

#9 Bring your parole officer with you

#8 Mention that the doctor said you were �clean� now.

#7 Forget their name

#6 Hide behind your hands, then pop out and say �Peekaboo!�

#5 Talk to your food

#4 Pretend your food talks back.

#3 Ask if they have any haemorrhoid cream. Explain it�s an emergency

#2)Forget to wear pants.

And the number 1 thing not to do on a first date.

#1 Spontaneously combust

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Tulip89

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Top 10 things not to do on the first date
Posted : 21 Nov, 2010 05:16 PM

#6 could be fun...

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Top 10 things not to do on the first date
Posted : 22 Nov, 2010 12:45 PM

I actually DID belch the ABC's on a date once. It was fun, but I was a lot younger. I grew up to be a child-care worker, but he grew up to become sheriff!!!!!!!:dancingp::ROFL:

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Top 10 things not to do on the first date
Posted : 24 Nov, 2010 11:46 AM

I agree getting her name right would help.

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Top 10 things not to do on the first date
Posted : 26 Nov, 2010 06:33 PM

Good list~#4 makes sense but I do talk to the stupid machines that you check out with at the store. It keeps telling me to put my stuff in the bag and then busts me when I do! Go figure~:glow:

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Top 10 things not to do on the first date
Posted : 27 Nov, 2010 08:45 PM

No spaghetti or tacos on 1st date.

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Posted : 29 Nov, 2010 07:46 PM

Cool list brother,but were you serious or joking? because i want to say that i got some:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL: from it! Thanks for sharing!:peace:

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